Sausage

Posted by Anonymous On 1:24 AM

So there I am: munching on a rather ripe log of summer sausage. Why, you ask? Is it a bold character choice? Definately. Is it appropriate to the given circumstances? Absolutely. Does it add to the whole experience by increasing the pungent olfactory factor that transports you to the scene? Yes it does. Yet these are not the main reasons. Not the gutty real reasons. No, my friends, for you see, this scene I am setting is an opera. A Verdi opera. Falstaff, to be precise. And the real reason for that large roll of ground flesh is that I know that as soon as I swallow that next tasty bite, I'm going to get to sing with my mouth wide open for all onstage to smell. And without the set aside times and moments to react, everyone has to play it cool and pretend that they don't smell a thing. Now that, my friends, is funny.

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6 Cachinnations

  1. Grizham Said,

    Funny.. or slightly appealing?

    Posted on 10/27/2005

     
  2. Fork Said,

    Ew. I don't even want to remember Bardolf. Make him go away!

    Although you always did look better with hair.

    I think I'm going to write a 1920s-style tune encouraging you to bob your hair. Hey, if you were to bob it, it would be more than you've got now!

    Posted on 10/28/2005

     
  3. Anonymous Said,

    I would love to have the hair again. I'm just not sure I'll make it through the in-between stage. Grrrr.... Bardolf will rise again!

    Posted on 10/29/2005

     
  4. Fork Said,

    You are a lazy blogger.

    Posted on 11/01/2005

     
  5. Fork Said,

    I'm with Hodge. And I'm also glad you're growing your hair out again.

    Why don't you bob your hair, Scott?
    Why don't you bob your hair?
    Currently you are bald, Scott
    And your head has nothing there.
    Remember, hair's a privilage
    That God above gave you.
    And soon you may go bald for real
    Then won't you feel the fool!

    Posted on 11/03/2005

     
  6. Queen, III Said,

    Several questions: Why do you have no hair, Scott.
    Why don't you write more blogs? Have you even tried to read my blog?
    What's up with that?
    Do you not think I'm funny? Huh?
    Why DON'T you bob your hair.

    Posted on 11/11/2005