So the vast majority of you thought I would play the doctor who told the little girl she was going to die. It wasn't even close! No one even suggested that I might have played... I don't know... her guardian angel or something. Or a nice neighbor who made pancakes for her. Or her big brother who pushed her out of the way of oncoming traffic or something.

Thanks a lot.

But, yes, I did play the doctor who tells her she's going to die.

Jerks.

I could have saved her life! Or something. I'm good.

Dammit.