The setting: Beeki has been trying to train me to close my closet door. It's sort of working. Ish.


Beeki: Do you know what the first five letters in the word "closet" are?

Me: "Close?" (Pronounced: Claws)

Beeki: I'm going to be made a saint for this. What do you call that?

Me: Canonized?

Beeki: Oh, sure. So you know that word...?

Me: You're pretty.