When I lift a glass to my mouth to take a drink, I open my mouth just a bit too widely. That allows some of the drink to spill out of the corners of my mouth.

I know I have a problem and I am taking steps to deal with it.

So far, I've grown a goatee to absorb some of the spillage. That's all I've got.

Consider this your friendly neighborhood Cachinnator's reminder not to drink and drive this holiday season. God bless.