(The Scene: In bed just before turning out the lights to go to sleep)

Cach: *(Blows out bedside candle)*

Beeki: Did you just fart?

Cach: No, I blew out the candle.

Beeki: Did you just fart?

Cach: I said I blew out the candle. I didn't fart on you. I would never do that to you.

Beeki: Oh. Honey, what if I farted on you?

Cach: Well that's between you and God.

Beeki: ... God supports me.