Better Than Karate Kid 2

Posted by Anonymous On 2:05 AM

Nobody tell Beeki, because this kind of thing would totally make her barf, but I just killed a fly.

I know, doesn't sound all that impressive at first blush, does it? But wait, let me tell you how I killed it. See, I was in the bathroom getting ready for bed when I noticed it. It was huge. Huge and gross. I closed the bathroom door to trap it. I looked around. There was nothing I could use as a weapon. So I took a kleenex and cocked it to use like you did in gym class with your towel. I took aim, whipped, and the fly dropped right out of the air.

I have rarely... nay, never... so badly wished I had an audience in my bathroom.

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5 Cachinnations

  1. Seth Ward Said,

    That was manly. Take a moment and beat thyne chest, sir.

    Posted on 10/11/2008

     
  2. Beeki Said,

    A moth just attacked me. Please dear God let there be a cold snap soon to kill off the bugs.


    P.S. I am very proud of you, Cach.

    Posted on 10/11/2008

     
  3. Bibb Leo File Said,

    Were you actually engaged in the act of biological excretion at the time of the fly's humiliating defeat? Because if you were, Bra-VO, sir. I tip my hat eternally.

    Posted on 10/18/2008

     
  4. Tracy Said,

    Multi-talented, you are!

    Posted on 10/20/2008

     
  5. Anonymous Said,

    You know this means that you have mad ninja skills now!

    Posted on 10/20/2008