The following is, I kid you not, the content of an email I was sent at work last week:
I came oh-so-close to calling them just to check on his price tag. But I really couldn't bear the thought of his people calling once a week just to say, "So, where are we on the Hoff?"

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I know that Hasselhoff did Knight Rider and Baywatch, sang in a really silly music video, and judges some sort of talent competition.
But even after all that, I just can't seem to shake the image of him eating a hamburger on the floor while drunk.
Posted on 1/20/2009
AND YOU DIDN'T BOOK HIM!?!?!?!
ARE YOU MAD MAN?!?!?!
He danced in a Leather Jacket With Christmas lights in Berlin when the Wall came down!!!
DID YOU KNOW THAT?!?!?!
GERMANS Love THE HOFF!!!!
Posted on 1/21/2009