For Boscoe...

Posted by Anonymous On 8:05 PM

Yonder in Baklava-land, a lonely soul longs for something new to read. So here goes:

I love the Lunesta commercials - the ones with the green butterfly. Who needs the drug when the commercials are that relaxing? I stopped biting my nails in Spain, then came back and fell off the wagon, but I'm back on now. Sometimes I think it would be nice to take baths, but they seem like such a waste of time. If I could do other things at the same time, like work or play video games, I'd be more than happy to take more baths. But then the thought of playing video games naked is weird. I regret putting a smoke detector in the office/gameroom sometimes because now I can't smoke my pipe in here; and I've always wanted an office that smelled like pipe smoke. I've lost about 10 pounds this month, and I hope to lose 10 more next month. I bowled a 168 last night with my life group and then followed it up with two sub-100 games. Jean, the baker who used to greet people when they came into the Bakery, has been relocated to the office/gameroom. Though he did nothing wrong, it was decided that he could no longer remain in his sentry position. I need a new wallet. Since starting high school I've only had green and gold as school colors. I wish we had a garden gnome statue.

That should do it for now.

5 Cachinnations

  1. The Cliff Said,

    I like to take baths, but have the same problem...but if you have rubber duckies or boats it can still be fun.

    I'm glad Jean's not being punished, maybe a change of scenery is exaclty what he needed.

    I got beef Jerky today in the mail it is tasty!!

    When i get back i'm going to sabatoge the smoke detector...just so you know.

    I gained 5 pounds this month. at the rate we're going maybe we'll be the same size in August...that would be weird...nevermind, i'm going on a diet.

    I'll see what i can do about the Garden Gnome...i'll make some phone calls...call in some favors...

    STOP BITING YOUR NAILS!!!!!

    Say hi to Bert and Ernie....and your wife...actually tell her i said hi first...then Bert and Ernie

    Posted on 3/28/2006

     
  2. Rex Said,

    Great post. Just wanted to let you know that you got Erin hooked on "Mario Party" and now we own a Gamecube. But don't worry, we don't play naked... At least not yet ;)

    Zing!

    Posted on 4/04/2006

     
  3. Rex Said,

    Congrats on losing 10 lbs, where did it go?

    Posted on 4/04/2006

     
  4. Anonymous Said,

    Well since I can't get a bird to bring me a friggin' burger, it's been quite easy to lose the weight! My theory on where it's gone is to my hair. It's getting quite luxurious.

    Glad to hear I've corrupted Erin with Mario fever. My marriage is based on Mario games. Beki would have left me long ago without them.

    Posted on 4/04/2006

     
  5. Tracy Said,

    Maybe you could give Beki a garden gnome for your next anniversary! Nothin' say lovin' like a garden gnome!

    Posted on 4/05/2006