Here is some of my experience at the conference. Mind you, this is but a slice. This whole thing is effin' strange.

In the men's room, (I know... I know... I shouldn't be taking pictures with my phone in the men's room. But I promise, it's nothing creepy), I noticed something odd about the soap dispensers. Take a look:

"...and body...?"

How many people bathe themselves in the convention center bathrooms, I wonder. Actually, I think I'd rather not know. And that's not even weirdness from the conference itself. For an image that begins to touch on that particular circle of bizareness, I give you the following:

This rates higher on the Specter Scale™ than Fuzzy Wuzzy.

Yeah... theatre conferences. At least I'm being paid to be here instead of the alternative. See ya.