(This conversation is brought to you by Facebook chat. It was sparked by Clay the Intern posting a photo of his new office on Facebook. That picture is shown below. Also, you should know before reading the conversation that Clay's favorite performer that used to send me postcards trying to book a gig was Mad Chad the Chainsaw Juggler.)

Clay: I noticed I haven't made an appearance on the blog in awhile. What gives?

Cach: I'm swamped. Work. Full time school. GRE. Doctoral applications. Directing at the Civic Theatre.

Clay: And yet...we're talking via Facebook.

Cach: Facebook doesn't count. There's always time for Facebook.

Clay: I feel like excuses are being made, when the truth of the matter is... ...I was becoming more popular on your blog than you were. And you wanted me out of the picture. And this conversation will, sadly, never see the light of day. But the people must know, Cach. They must be set free!

Cach: Hmmm... you may be on to something. Perhaps I have been unfair to you with all of this "work and planning my future" stuff.

Clay: Get your priorities straight. Absence ought to make the heart grow fonder.

Cach: And we're right back to Facebook. See, with Facebook, it's like you never even left! But seriously, I need a mailing address for you. I just got a new Mad Chad card and... really... I think he'd want you to have it in your new office.

Clay: ((sigh)). just don't publish the address on your blog. i don't need no hate mail comin' my way.

Cach: I expect to see a photo of it next to your desk here on Facebook as soon as you get it.

Clay: (He gives me his address. I promise to post the picture once I see it.) alright...i'm going to lunch.

Cach: Enjoy! Mad Chad will be there soon to cheer you and console.

Clay: ((sighs again, shakes his head disdainfully.))

(We here at Cachinnation Central are always glad to see that our former interns are doing well for themselves in the world. In Clay's case, we're also glad to have not seen him on a Chris Hansen special yet.)