Believe it or not, as of yesterday, this blog is three years old! I should probably poop my pants in honor of it or something. But I won't. Not because it doesn't sound fun, but because I'm too busy to even crap myself.

I submit to you a random excerpt from some of my recent writings. Try not to fall asleep on your keyboard:

"...towards the end of the first century C.E. at the behest of his friends and students to pass on his expertise on the subject of rhetoric. This makes his work roughly concurrent with the life and writing of Paul. His voice throughout is a conservative one for his day as he consistently contrasts perceived flaws in modern trends with classical examples set by Cicero in particular but also Aristotle and others. Unlike Aristotle’s work and many other ancient sources, Quintilian’s work actually seems to have genuinely been written down by him and not collected from his notes and writings..."

I know... me too. I'll be back soon. Hope you all had a good Thanksgiving.