(The following conversation is brought to you via Gmail chat between Forky and myself. The Wards in question are Seth and Amber, the latter known to you as Fancypants. We like them.)

Cach: ...Loved the costume, btw.
Forky: Did you like all the fine attention to detail?
Cach: Yes. Did the NYCers like it?
Forky: Most of them had no idea I was wearing a costume But one guy on the street "got it" and he looked pissed.
Cach: Was he dressed exactly the same?
Forky: No.
Cach: Because that would have been funny.
Forky: Yes. Yes it would have been.
Cach: Did you have fun with Sethro and Amber?
Forky: YES! I ADORE them!
Cach: I know.
Forky: They make me feel so funny!
Cach: They're really pretty great, aren't they?
Forky: They laugh at all my jokes! And Amber is so beautiful and lovely and Seth is so relaxed and cool.
Cach: And at the same time you feel like they're the greatest things in the room and that everyone should be paying attention to them. But instead, they're all into you.
Forky: YES!
Cach: And they make you feel good and smart and important.
Forky: YES!
Cach: That's good people, JoFo.
Forky: If you could bottle the Wards and sell them at department stores, you could make a million bucks.
Cach: That's not a bad idea...