Here are the candidates for 2008 Quote of the Year as compiled by The Cachinnator. So here are the nominees:

"Did I just discover the secret to reanimating dead piggy tissue?" - Bibb Leo File

"You have to take everything she says with a grain of salt... or at least with salt around the rim..." - Forky

"I don't know how to hide children underneath me without people calling Chris Hanson." - Gray-ham

"I don't think it's that the job is there. I think it's that your mom is there. And you're not happy when you're near your mom. She doesn't make you happy. It's not that she can't make you happy; it's just that she actively works against it." - Cach to Forky

"I don't know what it's about, but it's got a hump and a flute. That's good theatre." - Beffy

"The nude used to be focused on the beauty; Now it's all about the booty." - Random radio evangelist as overheard by Kelly Parker

"That means I've spent this whole day looking at my sweet, sweet ass." - Forky

"The best part of bachelor life is peeing in the sink first thing in the morning." - Grant Miller

"When we go to Sea World, we're sitting way up in the stands. I don't want any whale juice getting on me." - Beeki

"We can't always choose the father of our children..." - Girl in a speech class that Parker was subbing for in a speech about being a single mother.

"I'm more of a lady than you'll ever be, Beeki." - Clay the Temp

"Come on, she plays the banjo! How sexy is that? Oooh! And the pennywhistle..." - Clay the Temp

"You've never ripped your sister's skirt off before? I mean, if you're going to do it, do it for money." - Clay the Temp

"Mmmm... my armpits smell like Chai tea." - Beeki

"So I may not be coming to Texas. Because I may be playing a girl in some play. Dammit." - Forky

"Red Box is the future" - Fleeter

"If you want to talk records, the last time I vomited was 1964, no lie. Just ask Jan, she can vouch for the last 28 years." - Papa Steve

"No, Boscoe, we're not wasting any more money on unitards." - Beffy

"I can practically hear the clippity-clop of the four horsemen outside." - Forky

"I like fairy tales where the kids get eaten in the end." - Seth

"The little mouse was so cute. I know they carry disease... but they also carry cheese!" - Forky

"I'm drunk in the maternity store!" - Beeki

"Call me Margaret Mills and slap me silly!" - Clay the Intern

"...who doesn't want to crank frosty? that sh!t's hard core!" - Amy JT

"Let's get him Sweeney Todd and see if it makes him gay!- Beeki

"I say so much stupid crap all the time and the only mention I get is my wife telling me I can't buy anymore unitards!!" - Don Boscoe

I have chosen a Top 5 and listed them at right for you to vote on the Quote of the Year. Thank you all for saying such crazy things that I can take out of context.