So Beeki and I were in the Cursed Taco Bell the other day when we came across this brochure for employment at Taco Bell: Doesn't she look happy and well-adjusted?
But... somehow... it didn't ring true with our experiences at Taco Bell. I mean, I can understand wanting to put your best foot forward in a recruitment brochure, but there's something to be said for truthfulness as well, isn't there? So I took it upon myself to redesign the brochure to better reflect reality. Here is my effort:
Now that's the Taco Bell I know.

5 Cachinnations
That's funny!
The thought crossed my mind to get out my photo editor and make a few more, but I'm having a lot of trouble deciding at what point I've crossed the line of poor taste. So I think I'll refrain.
Posted on 12/29/2008
Not nearly enough embellishment on the tattoo lettering. But, otherwise, spot on.
Posted on 12/29/2008
Well, there went THAT idea for a job up here. Thanks a lot.
Posted on 12/30/2008
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Posted on 1/05/2009
Very funny and true.
Posted on 1/05/2009