Taco Bell Recruiting

Posted by Anonymous On 3:13 PM

So Beeki and I were in the Cursed Taco Bell the other day when we came across this brochure for employment at Taco Bell:

Doesn't she look happy and well-adjusted?



But... somehow... it didn't ring true with our experiences at Taco Bell. I mean, I can understand wanting to put your best foot forward in a recruitment brochure, but there's something to be said for truthfulness as well, isn't there? So I took it upon myself to redesign the brochure to better reflect reality. Here is my effort:

Now that's the Taco Bell I know.

5 Cachinnations

  1. That's funny!

    The thought crossed my mind to get out my photo editor and make a few more, but I'm having a lot of trouble deciding at what point I've crossed the line of poor taste. So I think I'll refrain.

    Posted on 12/29/2008

     
  2. euphrony Said,

    Not nearly enough embellishment on the tattoo lettering. But, otherwise, spot on.

    Posted on 12/29/2008

     
  3. Seth Ward Said,

    Well, there went THAT idea for a job up here. Thanks a lot.

    Posted on 12/30/2008

     
  4. Anonymous Said,

    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

    Posted on 1/05/2009

     
  5. Moderator Said,

    Very funny and true.

    Posted on 1/05/2009