I just invented a sandwich. That's right. I'm adding "cooker" to my resume. Maybe that should be "sandwich maker." But really, I think of myself as more than that. Sure, this time I just invented a sandwich, but it could have been anything. I'll go with "Baker." Wait a sec... I've already got that title. Until there's a better suggestion, I'm sticking with "cooker."

What is this sandwich, you ask? An almond butter, blueberry, and honey on wheat bread sandwich. Dee-lish.

As usual, feel free to copy me. But if, nay..., when you do, you must give me credit. If you make it for a friend or loved one, before eating give thanks in this manner: "O God, thank thee for food and Scott Baker: cooker of good sandwiches." If you enjoy the sandwich in private, there's no need to make a private display of gratitude. Just sacrifice something Old Testament-y later. Something like a perfect white dove. Or a cow. Maybe a golden cow.

Enjoy your scottwich.