Yes, Cachinnatees, I'm on a mission from God. Hey, I don't make the rules, I just follow them. I'm out to raise money for the Muscular Dystrophy Association. Now, this really couldn't be any simpler: I'm going to jail and have to raise my bail to get out. The money goes to the MDA. The MDA is one of the most amazing and good organizations on Earth. (I've gone over this before).

Here's what you do: Go to my MDA Page where you can donate online. It's tax-deductible. It'll make you feel good. Then, after making a donation, you put a post on your blog with a link to this post or to my MDA Page and email your friends about the fundraiser. I've begun raising some funds, but there's still a long ways to go to my $2,000 goal! I really need to let more people know about this!

And like I said, I'm on a mission from God. Note the billboard on the local church:

I'll have a chat with them. Let's see if we can fix that:


Who knew Baptists were so prone to hyperbole?! How about...:


Let's try to be a bit more realistic, shall we:


Since promises didn't work, I hope they don't turn to threats:


Ugh. Can we get just one glimmer of truth from a church marquee these days?


Please donate anyway. And spread the word. We have a week.