Can God use Google?

Posted by Anonymous On 9:30 PM

What do you think? God's all-powerful and all-knowing, right? So can he use Google to send me a message?

Give me your opinion: Go to Google, type in "fat people," click on the top link for a "Image results for fat people," then click on the third picture - the one of the horribly fat women. Where are you now???

Perhaps the Almighty is suggesting that I get back on the horse.

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9 Cachinnations

  1. Susanne Said,

    I'm with ya!! I need to go to the gym tomorrow. My clothes had started to fit better, but I ate JUNK this weekend and I'm feeling a bit guilty (that pizza was sure tasty though). And then I saw part of Oprah on Friday where Dr. Oz was telling us how what we eat will kill us. The gym is calling....

    Posted on 9/17/2006

     
  2. The Cliff Said,

    I'm trying to start jogging in the evenings...wanna join?

    Posted on 9/17/2006

     
  3. Anonymous Said,

    On the theme of God using Google to send messages type in "Failure" and see what the first entry is...

    Posted on 9/17/2006

     
  4. Anonymous Said,

    Is Google easy to manipulate like that? Because I'd love to arrange for myself to be the first entry whenever people typed in "studmuffin" or "hunk" or "Adonis." That would amuse me.

    Posted on 9/17/2006

     
  5. Anonymous Said,

    And it would be a huge improvement over "fat people."

    Posted on 9/17/2006

     
  6. Chaotic Hammer Said,

    These are called Political Google Bombs, and are really just a cheap technical parlor trick of sorts.

    If you can convince a whole bunch of your friends to create a text that says "studmuffin" and is linked directly to your page, you may actually be able to create your own Google Bomb (I've never tried, so I don't know if it's as easy as the Wikipedia article I cited above makes it sound).

    We haven't had any new Project Big Boy reports lately -- are you saying you fell off the wagon?

    Posted on 9/18/2006

     
  7. The Cliff Said,

    He didn't fall off the wagon...he just got so heavy that the wagon collapsed underneath him!!

    Posted on 9/18/2006

     
  8. Tracy Said,

    Jump back up on the horse! You can do it, Cach. But maybe you should rename your weight loss plan Project Adonis. :)

    Posted on 9/18/2006

     
  9. Moderator Said,

    What would Richard Simmons do?

    Posted on 9/19/2006