(Beeki and I are at my theatre. We are standing together in the lobby. A show has just ended and a patron is complimenting my curtain speech.)

Patron: Your speech was so good! It can be difficult to thank all those people who have helped so much and then turn right around and ask for more, but you did it very very well.

Cach: Well, I guess everyone has to have one talent!

(The patron turns away and I turn to Beeki.)

Beeki: Bullshit is a talent?