That's Hott

Posted by Anonymous On 1:51 AM

With Valentine's Day on the horizon, I thought I'd bring this hot little story to your attention. It's sure to light your fire as you read about the 5,000 year old "Romeo and Juliet" lovers.

After all, nothing says "I love you" like clinching with an arrow in your spine. Nothing says "devotion" like hugging back with an arrow in your side.

So this Valentine's Day, if you run out of things to say, tell your woman, "Baby... I'd hug you for 5,000 years with an arrow in my spine so that when people dig us up later, they'll guess that I love you."

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6 Cachinnations

  1. operamom Said,

    oh my gosh...

    Posted on 2/07/2007

     
  2. Seth Ward Said,

    How romantic. Kleenex time.

    Posted on 2/07/2007

     
  3. Chaotic Hammer Said,

    I wonder if there's a generally agreed-upon time period among scientists that must elapse before such activity is labeled "archaeology" rather than "grave-robbing" or "desecration".

    Posted on 2/07/2007

     
  4. Anonymous Said,

    And that's how we keep it so hot and heavy here at the Bakery, Cachinnatees. Hott, Beeki. Two "t"s.

    Posted on 2/07/2007

     
  5. Fork Said,

    The only thing that would make this better is if they came out and said the two skeletons were dudes.

    Posted on 2/08/2007

     
  6. Rex Said,

    I know who those guys are, I read about them last night...

    Kind of a weird story, check out Kings 13 and see what you think.

    http://www.gnpcb.org/esv/search/?q=Kings+13%3A31

    !!!

    And of course this is a joke :)

    Posted on 2/13/2007