You, the Mullet Jury

Posted by Anonymous On 1:36 AM

My bloggy friend, Emma Sometimes, is hosting a mullet contest over on her blog. Although I'm too late to make an entry, I thought I'd share this little tidbit:

My brother, Brentski, claims never to have had a mullet. If that's so, I ask you, the cachinnating jury, what to make of this little bit of evidence:

Exhibit A

Now, I do love my brother, but it is my responsibility as a younger brother to point out where he errs. And he is mistaken in his claim never to have had a mullet. I leave the verdict to you, the cachinnating jury.

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13 Cachinnations

  1. Anonymous Said,

    Ears have to be showing? I'd never heard that one. Can anyone corroborate or refute that point? I need to know if this is a mullet before I present the evidence to Brentski himself. Meanwhile, I'll look for Exhibit B.

    Posted on 2/06/2007

     
  2. Susanne Said,

    Check this out:

    http://www.mulletsgalore.com/

    I can't believe there is actually a mullet website. I'm crying I'm laughing so hard.

    Posted on 2/06/2007

     
  3. Susanne Said,

    I guess I should look at the whole site before sending a link...be warned that the language on parts of that site isn't exactly wholesome...sorry! The pictures are pretty funny though.

    Posted on 2/06/2007

     
  4. Meg Said,

    Yeah, I don't think it's a mullet either. The top has to be very thick with longer, thin hair at the bottom to really count. Speaking of mullets though, I got my hair cut yesterday and left feeling a little mullety, but I'm probably just being over dramatic. Who really ever likes a new haircut, right?

    Posted on 2/06/2007

     
  5. Discontented Refuge Said,

    Nope. Not a mullet.

    Posted on 2/06/2007

     
  6. Anonymous Said,

    Sorry cach, that's SO not a mullet!! That's more of a "Leif Garrett" if you ask me.

    Posted on 2/06/2007

     
  7. The Cliff Said,

    He looks to much like Farrah Fawcett in 1982 or, Daisy Duke to have a true mullett. It's more like one of those Feathered Chick Hair-dos!! I'm only saying this now, because Brentski is out of town!!

    Posted on 2/06/2007

     
  8. Chaotic Hammer Said,

    Cach - Hate to join in the chorus here, but by definition:

    Mullet

    I'd say that is NOT a mullet. Sorry.

    Posted on 2/06/2007

     
  9. Rex Said,

    That's not a mullet!, that is Michael Bolton!

    Posted on 2/06/2007

     
  10. Papa Steve Said,

    Not a mullet. Very BeeGee-ish though. Or Frampton Comes Alive.

    Posted on 2/06/2007

     
  11. Red Said,

    I agree with Don...very Charlie's Angels. :)

    Posted on 2/07/2007

     
  12. Fork Said,

    That's not a mullet. That's just good, old-fashioned long hair. Maybe you should get some of that fat around your BRAIN trimmed! GEEZE!

    Posted on 2/08/2007

     
  13. Sarah Said,

    Hahaha...your brother had bangs!

    Posted on 2/12/2007