We all know that Wacko is a strange place. And that's why I'm here. I'm Waco's missionary to the rest of the country. It's not that we're weird... it's that we're eccentric. (Only without all the money that usually accompanies eccentricism™.)



In the wise words of Michael Thomas, "That's Waco for you."

In other news, our good friend Gene Kelly Parker uttered the newest quote at the top of the blog when imagining the frat-boy disappointment sure to be experienced with the release of the new film Lady Chatterly. In the film we have French people playing English people while speaking French. It is apparently being marketed over here as sensual ravishment. But, let us not forget, it's D.H. Lawrence. Sensual ravishment becomes difficult when one can't stay awake. I think we can skip this one.

But the Simpsons Movie opens tonight, and I believe that the Cachinnator shall be matriculating over to the Hollyhood Theatre to check it out tonight. (The Cachinnator is never seen haunting the other theater in town: the Ghettoplex.) When asked why it took 20 years to make a big-screen version of the movie, Simpsons creator Matt Groening replied, "Well... we had to come up with a really good title."