Cachinnatees, in the name of entertainment, I submit the following slideshow. It is a series of pictures from the big annual fundraiser for the local zoo. It's called Zoobilee.

And everyone in every single picture is completely sloshed.

I defy you to search it and find an undrunk person.

My personal favorites are the lady in #20, the guy in #40, they hypnotized girl in #54, the Texas hair in #103, and more hair in #118.

Yes, that's StarDiva in #26. She's a walking advertisement against tequila.

Enjoy the show.