(Scene: Cach, Boscoe, Beffy, Beeki and Gray-ham are at the Bakery swapping Chuck Norris jokes.)
Boscoe: Chuck Norris decided to cure cancer so he smoked 1,000 cigarettes a day for a year and then roundhouse kicked cancer in the face.
Gray-ham: Chuck Norris decided to go back in time to prevent the Kennedy assassination, so he climbed up to the sixth floor of the Texas Book Suppository...
Cach: Oh, God! Is that how we're reading these days?!
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- Scott Baker
- I've been an Executive Director, an actor, a singer, a minister, an interpreter, a consultant, a designer, a teacher, and a dancer among other things. I have an MDiv in Theology. And now I'm the Director of Development for the Nashville Shakespeare Festival. Go figure.
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3 Cachinnations
to look at my shelves, i think that's exactly right: mental anal probes.
Posted on 8/19/2007
It gives "cramming" a whole new connotation...
Posted on 8/19/2007
what about the paper cuts??
Posted on 8/20/2007