Behold a new feature here at The Cachinnator: The Quote Blog. As many of you have noticed, I rotate a new random quote in to the top of the blog every so often. The truth is, there are far more candidates for that honor than I am able to process.

Therefore, I have decided that I shall give you periodic quote updates. Here's the first update:

Beffy: It was really convenient to like her since I had to cuddle with her.

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Conchita: It's like Christmas... only better... 'cause there's tuna!

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Gray-ham: That would suck if there really was a cornholing ghost.

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Gene Kelly Parker: There was a dead turtle over there.
Cach: Maybe it wasn't dead.
GKP: No, it was dead. It had ants living in it.
Cach: Maybe it's just very hospitable.

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(Goodbyes are harder for some than others. This is the actual last thing that Conchita said to Andy as he left my employ forever.)
Conchita: I hope your dog lives a little longer... because humans live longer than dogs, you know...

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Gray-ham: Rum cake's great. It's like a rum-soaked...
Don Boscoe: ...cake?
Gray-ham: Yeah.

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Beeki: I turned your teeth into a biblical scripture.