Reflecting on My Name

Posted by Anonymous On 12:49 AM

Cachinnatees, recently we talked about my professional name. I haven't actually done anything about it yet, but I still think that there's a lot of comic potential there.

I don't believe I've ever gone into the origin of my name though. There are no other Scotts in my family, so it wasn't passed down to me or anything. No, as I understand it the story goes something like this:

My parents were conflicted. They had a few possible names on the table, but weren't sold on any of them. So they decided to wait until I was born to see what I looked like and then name me accordingly. Since I was born with red hair, they decided I looked like a Scott.

Crackhead: "I can't imagine a more fitting future
for our little boy. Now pass the morphine!"


I thank God every day for that red hair. Had nothing more remarkable stood out, I suppose I could have ended up being named Mucus-Covered Blob.

4 Cachinnations

  1. Seth Ward Said,

    And to see what the name has done to your psyche, see photo below.

    Posted on 8/12/2007

     
  2. Douglas Said,

    Mucous covered blob. That's a good one. The only person I've ever met who could rival your mom for interesting ideas was a friend's mom who named her kid Wad. He was a wad of joy, a wad of love and cost a wad of money, a wad of time. Be glad your names Scott... and that your parents are more sane than my friend's parents.

    Posted on 8/13/2007

     
  3. Tracy Said,

    Ha! How the heck are you Cach?

    Posted on 8/13/2007

     
  4. Moderator Said,

    My daughter was born with red hair. But we didn't name her "scott." Although it'd be a cute nickname.

    Posted on 8/14/2007