Torn

Posted by Anonymous On 12:46 AM

I'm honestly torn here, Cachinnatees. I don't know whether to fall out laughing or cry myself to sleep while sucking my thumb and humming "It's a Small World."

What the hell should I think about this:

Never know what you'll find when you crack open that Bible...

(HT: BearMeat, RamblingRaiders)

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11 Cachinnations

  1. euphrony Said,

    Well, first of all, I don't think you can call this a tramp stamp. And yet, uhm, I'm confused. Does love moon everybody? Maybe this lady figures that most men are going to be looking at this asset of her, and this is the best way to get a message accross.

    Posted on 8/17/2007

     
  2. Anonymous Said,

    Butt Euphrony, if it's not a tramp stamp, then what is it?

    And by following the logic that you suggest for her, shouldn't she have something tattooed across her cleavage too? Or maybe she just inks her boobs with biblically themed name pairs like Patience and Kindness. Or Mary and Martha. Or 1st and 2nd Corinthians. Or Jew and Gentile. Or Milk and Honey.

    I mean, if men are going to be looking anyway...

    (Bonus points for creative use of the word "asset." Well done.)

    Posted on 8/17/2007

     
  3. euphrony Said,

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    Posted on 8/17/2007

     
  4. euphrony Said,

    Ooh, I like Milk and Honey. That's just sooo bad, it's good. She could name them Faith and Hope, but then where would Charity be? (Okay, don't answer that.)

    Posted on 8/17/2007

     
  5. Discontented Refuge Said,

    I have a haunch that this post will make the women folk ire. I feel like a bum for contributing.

    Posted on 8/17/2007

     
  6. Anonymous Said,

    You guys are cracking me up. I'm at my end here. I'm bent over with laughter.

    And Refuge, don't worry about the womenfolk. If they're Christians they'll just turn the other cheek.

    Posted on 8/17/2007

     
  7. The Cliff Said,

    Cach, i wish you would stop getting tattoos and then showing them to everyone!

    Posted on 8/18/2007

     
  8. Chaotic Hammer Said,

    The Sisters of St. Agnes Gone Wild!

    Posted on 8/18/2007

     
  9. Meg Said,

    ummmm. . . not sure how to respond to the picture. Maybe this was meant to be a wedding present for her husband???? Yeah, even I'm not buying that one though. Sad, sad, sad.

    Posted on 8/19/2007

     
  10. Anonymous Said,

    Without being too graphic, Meg, I can think of more... er... exciting views than 1 Cor 13...

    Posted on 8/19/2007

     
  11. Douglas Said,

    I chuckled all the way through the comments.

    My only conclusion. She's definitely not a product of Bill Gothard seminars.
    http://iblp.org/iblp/seminars/basic/

    Posted on 8/23/2007