Why do all the boys want me to go to the prom with them?

Posted by Anonymous On 11:57 PM

I'm like the chick in high school with enormous breasts who wonders why she's so popular.

I always enjoy talking with the local media. It's part of my job, and I love the opportunity it gives me to promote my business. And I get calls to comment on a variety of stories. Sometimes it makes perfect sense why I got called and other times I'm not as sure why.

The real reason why I get called? Because I have no filter between my brain and mouth. I'm so quotable and soundbytable it's ridiculous. That's why I get called. Because I say things like I did in this article.

Time to hit the gym.

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17 Cachinnations

  1. The Secret Life of Kat Said,

    Yeah, my husband told me about the article this morning. You make us laugh...Cachinnator.

    :-)

    Posted on 1/25/2007

     
  2. Seth Ward Said,

    "40 pounds ago." Classic.

    two words:

    KARMA BABY

    (see right for action)

    Posted on 1/26/2007

     
  3. Seth Ward Said,

    You're just a sexy beast. Thats all there is to it.


    grrrr baby grrrr.

    Posted on 1/26/2007

     
  4. Anonymous Said,

    Beeki... was I born a Hippopotamus?

    Posted on 1/26/2007

     
  5. Red Said,

    I'd just like to point out that it's an article devoid of pictures. Was divulging the "40 pounds ago" really necessary?

    Besides, you can still dance now, just perhaps not as well as you could before. :)

    Posted on 1/26/2007

     
  6. Douglas Said,

    "was I born a Hippopotamus?"

    I hope you aren't suggesting a belief in evolution here. Especially evolution that only takes a few years. First you are all gung ho on women being pastors. Now you are espousing radical evolutionism whereby changes from one species to another are possible within just a few years.

    I will pray for your soul.

    Doug

    Posted on 1/26/2007

     
  7. Anonymous Said,

    Doug, clearly, I need the prayer.

    Beeki, you're pretty.

    Posted on 1/26/2007

     
  8. Seth Ward Said,

    But seriously, the 40 pounds ago comment was a tad uncalled for. I mean, maybe if you ever write a story about them, you can include the big booger that they sneezed into their hand or the spray of slobber or maybe a little comment about the rhoid that they are being irritated by.

    Just hold out for the old reciprocity.

    Plus, you are in Waco, and while the cultural climate of the place as improved 30 fold in the last 5yrs, it still is not the mecca for class and charm that people like you are pushing for.

    And finally, it WAS a funny comment.

    You are funny. Beeki is pretty.

    together you are prunny.

    farwell.

    Posted on 1/26/2007

     
  9. Meg Said,

    Cach, I didn't think it was so bad, funny, but certainly not bad.

    Posted on 1/26/2007

     
  10. Anonymous Said,

    Well, Seth, you see, the problem is, I did say that I used to be a dancer 40 lbs. ago. I just constantly lose the ability to not say things like that to people who will print anything that I say. It was funny though.

    Posted on 1/26/2007

     
  11. Moderator Said,

    I'm in the media up in Chicago. If you respond to this comment, you can claim you talk to the national media too.

    Posted on 1/26/2007

     
  12. Anonymous Said,

    Check out some of my fat... er... phat dance moves here!

    Posted on 1/26/2007

     
  13. Anonymous Said,

    I would respond, Grant, but then I'd end up saying something like, "I know my panties from my wife's by the brown streaks!" Dammit! I did it again! What are the chances of you not printing that?

    Posted on 1/26/2007

     
  14. Grizham Said,

    Post my anti-drugs, dangit

    Posted on 1/27/2007

     
  15. Seth Ward Said,

    Nice moves Napoleon.

    Have you seen that British Office episode where they have that dance-off?

    Pretty goll-darn funny. Its on youtube.

    Yes i just typed goll-darn.

    Posted on 1/27/2007

     
  16. euphrony Said,

    Cach dancing: He's the anti-drug!

    Posted on 1/27/2007

     
  17. Anonymous Said,

    I danced ballet with the Dallas Opera. How are the mighty fallen...

    Posted on 1/27/2007