Crackhead Dreams II

Posted by Anonymous On 4:12 AM

My Mom, better known to you as Crackhead, has had another interesting dream. Here's the latest:

Gloria, my Mom's teacher's aid, was 53 and pregnant. Her husband, the anesthesiologist, was so mad he wanted to kill her. He was chasing after her and she came to my Mom for help. She asked mom to hide her in the hospital. So my Mom hid her the one place she was sure her husband would never look: She hid her in the men's room.

As I've said, had she been alive 100 years ago, the face of modern psychoanalysis might be vastly different. One can only imagine what Freud and Jung would make of my Mom.

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2 Cachinnations

  1. Moderator Said,

    That would make me say "eeeeeeeh"

    Posted on 11/17/2006

     
  2. The Cliff Said,

    As an official dream interpretor for the nation of Uzbekastan this is what i make of the crackhead's recent pilgrimage into the world of her own warped mind...

    This dream obviously proves that the crackhead is deathly afraid of platypi. The anesthesiologist represents a healthy respect for lunch ladies, while hiding something sacred in the men's room shows that she is able to grasp the importance of pumpkins.

    It's so obvious, I don't understand why anyone would be unable to interpret that...

    you're welcome Mrs. Cach's mom!!

    Posted on 11/17/2006