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Posted by Anonymous On 11:20 AM

I heard that Forky was so hooked on caffeine that he woke up in the middle of the night with the shakes and had to slam a coke just to get back to sleep.

I heard that Euphrony secretly had twins instead of just a boy and that he was hiding the other child from us in an effort to conceal his foreboding birthmark.

I heard that Fancypants' choice of pants yesterday was less than fancy and she was only letting people see her from the waist up today as penance.

I heard that Kat was already back in pre-baby shape thanks to a one-week workout plan that she devised using custom nerdy forms and spreadsheets.

I heard that Shaun Groves was saving all the money from his most recent album release for a giant publicity stunt involving the worlds largest pile of fried chicken.

Care to start a rumor?

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12 Cachinnations

  1. euphrony Said,

    Cach, you've got some good intel here. You've laid it out straight. I'll come clean, you can see a picture of the twin here.

    By the way, I hear that Cach is really losing the weight through massive doses of castor oil, leading to a need for adult diapers.

    Posted on 4/05/2007

     
  2. The Secret Life of Kat Said,

    Too Funny! Apparently, though, you didn't read this post.

    Congrats on the 25lbs! That's excellent.

    When I am slightly less sleep deprived, I'm going to think of a really good rumor about you...

    Posted on 4/05/2007

     
  3. Anonymous Said,

    Shhh...

    Posted on 4/05/2007

     
  4. Anonymous Said,

    Oh, no Kat. I read that post. I think you're lying to us so that it will be more dramatic when we see you in person! LIAR!

    And Euph, I've been using adult diapers for a long time. I don't have time to waste with going to the bathroom. I'm a very busy Cachinnator.

    I'm on to you, Groves...

    Posted on 4/05/2007

     
  5. Tracy Said,

    I heard that the Cachinnator has learned the secret to successful weight loss, but he's keeping it locked in his safe-deposit box.

    Posted on 4/05/2007

     
  6. FancyPants Said,

    Oh, the shame of less than fancy pants.

    I heard that Forky poses nude.

    No wait, I think that might actually be true.

    Posted on 4/05/2007

     
  7. The Cliff Said,

    I hear that Cach's dogs are really ninja's in disguise and they are harboring the secrets of the universe by portraying extremely dumb animals. Cach has no idea...

    Posted on 4/05/2007

     
  8. Moderator Said,

    Is it true that you're adopting ANOTHER child with Brangelina?

    Posted on 4/05/2007

     
  9. The Cliff Said,

    he is the child that's being adopted!!

    Posted on 4/05/2007

     
  10. Anonymous Said,

    Actually... I'm Brangelina!

    Posted on 4/05/2007

     
  11. FancyPants Said,

    I heard Cachinnator was so embarrassed by Fancy's shameful pants that he refused to add her to his Cachinnating Blogs List. Just disgraceful.

    Posted on 4/06/2007

     
  12. Sarah Said,

    I heard that it's snowing in Wacko.

    Posted on 4/07/2007