Well, Beffy went through with it and married Don Boscoe. I ran sound for the ceremony so I was definitely an eye-witness. Here's a clip from the rehearsal. You may have to crank the volume up to hear:



We smoked cigars and played pool at the bachelor party, stuffed our faces at the rehearsal dinner, had drinks together after that, then the day of the wedding arrived. He was cool as the other side of the pillow and the ceremony went well. Here is a clip of the vows. Again, you'll have to turn up the sound:



Now they're off to Jamaica. He called this morning to gloat that they got bumped two hours on their flight in exchange for $1600 in airline vouchers and first class seats. Jerks.

We wish them well.