Evidence of My Butt

Posted by Anonymous On 11:20 AM

I have proof.

I was measured last night during rehearsals for a play I'm doing this summer, (more on that later), and it gave me proof to dispel Beeki's assertions that I'm missing a derrière .

First, my "high hip" was measured. Then my "mid hip" was measured. The results? One inch difference. That's right, I have a one inch ass.

Say what you will, but the numbers don't lie.

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8 Cachinnations

  1. Tracy Said,

    I think you and my husband have the same booty gene!

    Posted on 5/23/2008

     
  2. Becky, Phil and Hayden Said,

    Wow, that is something to be proud of.

    Posted on 5/23/2008

     
  3. Seth Ward Said,

    Evidence of My Butt sounds like a great title for a post-modern apologetics book.

    Posted on 5/23/2008

     
  4. Chaotic Hammer Said,

    "One Inch Ass" would make a great name for a punk rock band.

    Posted on 5/23/2008

     
  5. Rex Said,

    "the numbers don't lie"...

    I would submit that in this case "hips don't lie"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygctbqBijFk

    Posted on 5/24/2008

     
  6. Red Said,

    Alert Sir Mix-A-Lot!

    Posted on 5/26/2008

     
  7. CXLink Said,

    What are you wearing that they needed such exact ass measurements? Are you going to be in X-men or something? I think you'd make a sexy Mystique...

    Posted on 5/26/2008

     
  8. Douglas Said,

    Maybe thou shouldst acquire some wranglers. At least it's worth a poll.

    http://fivecentstand.blogspot.com/

    Posted on 6/06/2008