The following quotes were overheard at my recent trip to the Renaissance Festival. As with everything I quote, context is intentionally omitted.

AV: I have a homemade cigar holder right here in my pants.


AV: And I want to proudly stay in the closet, you know? S'Okay, I want to stay in the closet.


Beeki: They've got two bushes and a rock.
Cach: Is that a political statement?
AV:... ... ... ... ... ... ... Ah, I get it!


Beeki: You know that thing in the Simpson's Movie where they put pig poop in?
Cach: A silo?
Beeki: Yeah. Do they actually put pig poop in those?

Beeki: Aren't people named Silo? Or is that just Shiloh?


Cach: Beeki, do you want to test your strength on the strength-o-meter there?
Beeki: My strength is tested every day I'm married to you.


Parker: It's hit or miss at places like this with the food. Sometimes you think, "Mmmm, that sounds hearty." But later it's, "Ahh! E coli!"


Random Ren Fester: Okay, when we get home you can have a shower with it.