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Celebrity Hurricanes

Okay, quick, we have to make hurricane jokes now before it's not funny.

Hurricane Gustav is racing toward the shores of a still-recovering Louisiana and Texas, most likely to hit at a level three and cause unspeakable damage, and all I can think about is: ... Gustav? What if hurricanes namers, (whoever they are), start following the trends of our celebrity elitists? You know, the ones who have decided that naming their children is no longer about giving their offspring strong, widely-accepted names that really mean something. No, no, I mean those overpaid members of “American royalty” who insist on forcing the most awkward and cruel names on their young, swaddled-in-crisp-one-hundred-dollar-bills babes. What if the next hurricane isn’t plain old Hurricane Hal, but a new, splashier Hurricane Cran-Apple (sister to Hurricane Methuselah)?!

"Oh, look out! Here comes Hurricane Huevos CrimeFighter!"
"No, no, isn’t that Hurricane Wednesday Tulip?"

What do you think? What other celebrity-styled names would work for future storms? Remember, they go alphabetically, so the responses must begin with A and work towards Z. Good luck.