Boy do I love McDonalds! I think they are the greatest restaurant in the world. Their fries are easily better than Burger King's! Burger King makes me want to vomit on puppies and small children. McDonalds makes me want to paint a rainbow and help old ladies across the street. I think everything good and right in the world can be traced back to McDonalds. I'm pretty sure Nelson Mandela owes his freedom to McDonalds. And I'm sure if you would go to McDonalds today, you'd find your life vastly improved!
..... (I actually haven't eaten there in years. I'm just doing a test to see if they are scanning the blogosphere looking for corporate whores. I bet there's big money in selling your integrity!)
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7 Cachinnations
I sold my integrity years ago, but all I got was a big mac and high cholesteral.
Posted on 4/10/2006
Micky D's does offer a nice, crispy fry...and lots of cholesterol to boot!!!
Posted on 4/10/2006
McDonald's sucked me in for a few days during the addictive "Monopoly" game. But after eating even the healthiest food I could find there a couple of times the sight of Golden Arches made me feel old, cholesterol-laden, and heart-attack bound. In short, I was disgusted. Even their salads make me feel that way! Maybe all those annoying and creepy ads are working against them.
Posted on 4/10/2006
I will have to say though, i dont know what comes over me sometimes but about once a year or so i get a craving for a big greasy Big Mac.
Posted on 4/11/2006
I don't care what anybody says! I love McDonald's and crave it nightly!
Posted on 4/13/2006
Golden arches? HA! More like Golden ORCHES.
(Orches?)
Posted on 5/08/2006
*barf*
watch supersize me.
Posted on 8/02/2006