New Year's Resolutions, Part II

Posted by Anonymous On 2:26 AM

Over a quarter of the year has passed! So far, I'm on my way towards my resolution of getting back into the shape I was when I got married by the time my anniversary rolls around. However, my resolution to finally, after years of trying, stop biting my nails is not going so well. Any suggestions?

So has anyone kept a New Year's Resolution? If so, share it! If not, share that too, we could all use a laugh.

6 Cachinnations

  1. Tracy Said,

    You go, boy! One of my resolutions was inspired by YOU!!! You're a good resolution-keeper, Mister! You had a resolution a few years ago to remember your friends' birthdays. And you have acknowledged mine every year since then, which I so appreciate! I decided to do the same. I couldn't do it without birthday alarm dot com!

    Posted on 4/11/2006

     
  2. Seth Ward Said,

    Hot Yoga brother, Hot Yoga. a pant size down after 2 sessions. I hear voices now, but i am thinning out.

    also, a mixture of adoral, trimspa, rasin bran, and coffee, will keep you trim. (this was an actual suggestion by one of my weirdo friends.)

    Posted on 4/11/2006

     
  3. Anonymous Said,

    Do I have to take them all at the same time?

    Posted on 4/11/2006

     
  4. Seth Ward Said,

    no not unless you want to have a heart attack and the runs at the same time.

    Posted on 4/11/2006

     
  5. Fork Said,

    I honestly don't remember what my New Year's resolution was, the Cachinnator. I think it may have been to be better at something, but for the life of me, I can't remember what. Does that mean I suck?

    Posted on 4/11/2006

     
  6. Anonymous Said,

    Yes. That's exactly what it means. Forgetting your New Year's Resolution is in fact one of the first true signs that you suck.

    Posted on 4/12/2006