12 Cachinnations

1. Anonymous Said,

   I didn't know that Feng Shui really meant "obvious things that your mom taught you."

   Posted on 3/25/2007

    
2. Seth Ward Said,

   I think bullshit is appropriate considering the picture on display to the right. Just imagine it with a twang and you are as family as a Texan can get.
   
   d&d, seriously! Like, "make sure you wipe until you are clean. You don't want any negative uncomfortable energy coming from your... butt."

   Posted on 3/25/2007

    
3. FancyPants Said,

   Tip #11, when picking music for your bullshit videos, try not to pick stupid annoying songs such as the one playing now. (smile with an empty stare at the camera for 5 seconds)

   Posted on 3/25/2007

    
4. euphrony Said,

   When you look for free tips, you get what you pay for. And, in this case, you get a good bit of babble along with it.
   
   So, I have to close the toilet lid to keep the positive energy from escaping? What if I think all the negative energy is in the bathroom? Then I want it to drain out, so I'd better leave it up right?

   Posted on 3/26/2007

    
5. Red Said,

   Bullshit for sure, tip #4 is my favorite - keep those mirrors clean so we can all stare at ourselves. Hooray!! =)
   
   It's amazing what folks can do with you tube to promote crap.

   Posted on 3/26/2007

    
6. Moderator Said,

   My wife speaks Madarin. I will ask her the definition of "Bullshit" when she gets home.

   Posted on 3/26/2007

    
7. Fork Said,

   Tip #29: Get rid of that annoying roommate. Having some idiot always nibbling on your food and sneaking shots of your booze creates lots of negative energy. You don't want that. Besides, stupid roommates represent stupid stuff. You don't want people to think you're stoopid, do you? Oh, and something about money. You'll have more money. Lots of it.

   Posted on 3/26/2007

    
8. FancyPants Said,

   How bout, change your light bulbs so you can see.
   
   Replace loose door knobs so you can open the drawers.
   
   Close the toilet lids because open ones are nasty and there are germs.
   
   Clean your windows so there are no ugly smudges.
   
   Water your plants so they don't turn ugly brown.
   
   Fix all leaks so you don't grow mold and mildew. Fix all drips so you don't go crazy.

   Posted on 3/26/2007

    
9. Anonymous Said,

   Is she serious? Surely it's a spoof??? Surely...She can't be for real...

   Posted on 3/26/2007

    
10. Anonymous Said,

    OK, I just had to google the chick and see if she was "for real". Her web site describes her as a "Certified Black Hat Feng Shui Consultant with ten years experience". Black Hat consultant?? Is that the Feng Shui equivalent of a Black Belt??

    Posted on 3/27/2007

     
11. The Cliff Said,

    I think you are all being mean to this lady. She's worked very hard to the Jedi of The Obvious.
    
    "From Stupid people, Stupid things come" - Yoda, after watching this
    
    Thank you Captain Obvious. Cach, please take her advice and tell us all how it helped you be a more ridiculous person.

    Posted on 3/27/2007

     
12. Meg Said,

    that sounds about right

    Posted on 3/27/2007