A Recent Conversation With My Wife - 9

Posted by Anonymous On 3:11 AM

(Both of the following conversations occurred within the context of sleep. Strange things happen around the Bakery when sleep is involved. Being perfectly honest, it's mostly one-sided: Beeki's side. She's frickin' bizarre when she's asleep. But I didn't want it to seem like I was picking on her, so I included an exchange in which I was the weird one.)

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(Beeki is asleep at night as Cach is getting into bed...)

Beeki: (Suddenly) I don't have any bears.

Cach: You don't have any bears?

Beeki: But that's okay.

Cach: That's okay?

Beeki: (Nods head 'yes.')

Cach: Are you sure that's okay?

Beeki: (Nods head 'yes' again.)

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(Cach is asleep in the morning. Beeki is awake, but not out of bed.)

Cach: (Makes a loud snorting noise.) What was that sound?

Beeki: Honey, you made that sound.

Cach: (Smiling.) I made a sound.

5 Cachinnations

  1. Anonymous Said,

    You two are hilarious!

    Posted on 3/12/2007

     
  2. Anonymous Said,

    You guys are making me real excited for marriage...

    Posted on 3/12/2007

     
  3. Anonymous Said,

    What? With all our hot bedroom talk?

    Posted on 3/12/2007

     
  4. Sarah Said,

    My sister did that to me once. While I was sleeping she asked if I wanted my cookie that really didn't exist. It was just a mean ploy to get me to fall out of the bed.

    Posted on 3/12/2007

     
  5. FancyPants Said,

    Once I dreamed I was scuba diving and I woke Seth up during the night because I was making scuba diving sounds in my sleep.

    Posted on 3/13/2007