A Lullaby for Forky

Posted by Anonymous On 3:44 AM

Nude Fork City is starting to wear on our friend Forky. He was a bit stressed tonight as he was trying to go to sleep. So I composed this lullaby to help him:

Forky Fork,
Now go to sleep,
And put away your fears,
It's nothing that,
Won't go away,
With a few video games and beers,
Even though your roommate and your neighbors are quite weird,
You still look like Jesus Christ thanks to your hair and beard.

Forky Fork,
Now drift away,
Into your lice-filled bed,
Don't concentrate,
On your murd'rous hands,
That made Mr. Squeakers dead,
The witches in your audience can't hurt you off the stage,
So sleepy-time is beckoning you to release your rage.

Forky Fork,
Go beddy-bye,
you've memorized your lines,
The naked Druid
Lesbians,
Can't infect your pure little mind,
You'll be in line with five hundred more actors in the morn,
You'll need some cash, keep mod'ling nude, just don't go in to porn.

Goodnight, Little Fork.








Here's an audio version to soothe you to sleep, Little Forky.

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8 Cachinnations

  1. FancyPants Said,

    Forky, poor Forky,
    Though I know you not.
    Take heed tonight, relax, rejoice!
    For you were not one shot.
    The streets of Nude Fork City-
    No place for the sick and pooped.
    But you can sleep well knowing
    That I'd bring you chicken soup.

    P.S. Forky, I really don't know you, but I hope you feel better soon, and it was fun writing you a sonnet.

    Posted on 3/23/2007

     
  2. Moderator Said,

    You're going to get a lot of google hits for people looking for "naked druid lesbians."

    Posted on 3/23/2007

     
  3. Anonymous Said,

    It beats the hell out of people arriving here by searching for "fat people."

    Posted on 3/23/2007

     
  4. Fork Said,

    I can't sleep. I've got this song stuck in my head.

    Forky Fork...go to sleep...

    Posted on 3/23/2007

     
  5. Fork Said,

    Thank you for the soup, fancypants. It was delicious. ;^)

    Posted on 3/23/2007

     
  6. Anonymous Said,

    Actually... Fancypants and Forky do know each other. They just don't know it!

    Posted on 3/24/2007

     
  7. FancyPants Said,

    We do???

    Woah.

    You're welcome, Forky.

    Posted on 3/24/2007

     
  8. Anonymous Said,

    It's true. In fact... you even performed together!

    Posted on 3/24/2007