(Editorial note: This post was originally made last Friday. It has been moved here to coincide with the link from Mr. Miller. Enjoy and be sure to check out the post from Saturday as well! Word to your collective mothers.)

Recently, your humble Cachinnator was interviewed by the Grant Miller of Grant Miller Media. For those of you who don't know Mr. Miller, he's the award-winning journalist who broke the DC Madam scandal. No one is quite sure how he got so much frighteningly accurate insider information... but the point is that the truth is getting out! So now, with no further ado, on with the interview:

Grant Miller of Grant Miller Media: You recently shaved your head and beard. Did you stop there?

The Cachinnator: Well... to tell the truth, no. I had planned to stop with just the head and beard, but I found myself short of raw material for the afghan I was making. So off went the... well... it's a very comfortable afghan.

GMoGMM: You live in Texas. Why shouldn't Texas be messed with?

Cach: Most people think Texas shouldn't be messed with because we're all a bunch of crazy, tough, hard-asses. And that's true. But the real reason not to mess with Texas is that our governor can't take any more stress. He's constantly one bad day from going McGreevey. And Texas Republicans really couldn't handle finding out that they voted for a sweet ol' boy.

GMoGMM: You active in community theater. Who would play you in the stage adaptation of your life?

Cach: Yes, indeed. Me very active in community theater. And who would play me? Instinctively I would say Ewan McGregor. He's the only one with the same combination of looks, charm, and talent as me. But since I'm married to a girl who lives to call me for bullshitting, I'll say Kevin James.

GMoGMM: How long has your mother been a crackhead?

Cach: Given how I turned out? I'd say at least 29 years.

GMoGMM: Why should people read your blog?

Cach: People should read The Cachinnator because I live in Waco, Texas. Seriously... our normal days are probably more bizarre than most people's strange ones. There's plenty to laugh at around here.

Of course, Cachinnatees, as is customary with these such interviews, I offer to interview any of you who so desire. Just say so in the comments and make sure I have an email address for you, and I will send you an interview post haste. (If you prefer not to publish your email here, you may message me with it via MySpace.)