Possessed by Shaun Groves

Posted by Anonymous On 11:17 PM

My computer at work is possessed by Shaun Groves.

I've never been so glad that we're finally getting new computers. It may be the only way to free myself from the piercing glare of that ever-present soft-rocking fiend.

The following video has only been edited for length. (As in, it takes my computer the twelve days of Christmas just to shut down and reboot.)

Behold, my plight... my terror... my plague:



Seriously. I never uploaded that photo. I never put it as my desktop background. I don't have it on my computer now. And I can't get rid of it.

Shaun, however I've wronged you... I'm sorry. Forgive me, and haunt me no more!

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16 Cachinnations

  1. Seth Ward Said,

    That would never happen on a mac.

    That's one hell of a virus ya got there brother.

    Posted on 5/21/2007

     
  2. FancyPants Said,

    I think Shaun is trying to communicate to you but your negative energy is blocking the entire message in its fullness. He's....almost....saying.....something. Listen again! Do you hear him? WHAT IS IT? SHAUN? WHAT IS IT?

    Posted on 5/21/2007

     
  3. Discontented Refuge Said,

    I'm afraid to post a comment for fear of getting the SG Virus.

    Posted on 5/22/2007

     
  4. Fork Said,

    You met him, like, two times. That's like me going to the Journey and saying I know Tony Hale.

    Snark, snark, snark!

    Posted on 5/22/2007

     
  5. Chaotic Hammer Said,

    Would I be ruining everyone's fun if I told you how to get rid of that? I do know how.

    Posted on 5/22/2007

     
  6. Moderator Said,

    I bet some soft-rock-loving hacker did that.

    Posted on 5/22/2007

     
  7. Anonymous Said,

    I know how to delete it too, C-Hammer, but let's not tell him. Who knows what long-term effect seeing Shaun every time he turns on his computer will have on him...

    Posted on 5/22/2007

     
  8. Anonymous Said,

    This comment has been removed by the author.

    Posted on 5/23/2007

     
  9. Seth Ward Said,

    ?

    Posted on 5/23/2007

     
  10. Anonymous Said,

    Wow...

    Now, I'm no stranger to crazy... but that's got to be the craziest freakin' crazy I've ever seen. I'm so tempted just to leave it there to marvel at its craziness. I'll probably remove it soon, but for now, anyone who can see it should bask in the crazy.

    Posted on 5/23/2007

     
  11. Anonymous Said,

    Wait just one second...

    Shaun??? Is that you? Is this a side-effect of the shlog.exe virus that you gave me?

    Dad gummit, Groves...

    Posted on 5/23/2007

     
  12. Anonymous Said,

    I had that spam posted twice on my latest blog post today.

    Posted on 5/23/2007

     
  13. Rex Said,

    This comment has been removed by the author.

    Posted on 5/23/2007

     
  14. Rex Said,

    Shaun writes some crazy stuff.....

    Posted on 5/23/2007

     
  15. euphrony Said,

    I had the same comment appear on my latest post. Some criminally insane genius has waaaayyyyy too much time on his/her hands to write this diatribe. It alternates between amusing, insulting, paranoid, and anarchist.

    Nice after-dinner reading.

    I'm just glad I'm not one of the Austrian brail-less clone monster thingies.

    Posted on 5/24/2007

     
  16. Anonymous Said,

    I removed the crazy. Maybe I'll comment on it soon. Maybe not.

    We still don't know which cracker jack did it.

    I'm going to continue to blame Shaun and the dreaded shlog.exe virus that he gave me.

    Posted on 5/24/2007