I know that most people release "Best Of" lists at the end of the year or at the very beginning of a new year at the latest. But I'm not like most people. I don't routinely do things "on time." And I wanted to wait until a slow news day the time was right before releasing my "Quote of the Year." And that time is now. Among my favorite quotes of last year were:

Fork: Straight-haired people are like fake boobs and we're like natural big boobs.

Beeki: Rope it like you roped me into marrying you!
Cach: ... I'm going to need some alcohol...

Brother's Girlfriendiancé: I am the MVP: Most Improved Player

Beeki: I'm a married woman. I'm used to touching things I don't want to.

Beffy: You know what I want to see? Vulva... I mean Volver! ... Dammit... that's going to end up on your blog, isn't it?


But the quote of the year award goes to Forky for this gem:

Forky: She didn't like it. But that's not surprising; She doesn't like anything that isn't vodka.