Watch this video. It's the beginning of an infomercial. Pay particular attention from :25-:30.
Oh my gosh, I'm going to barf! Watching that gives me roughly the same sensation as dry swallowing a ball of yarn would. I'm serious. What the heck is this:
Whose feet are this effin' crusty?If your foot crusts off that much in the little foot-cheese grater, you need to see a doctor. Immediately. Stop watching that disgusting infomercial and get your flaky ass to the doctor. That's horrible.
I'm going to go moisturize something now. Go thou, and do likewise.
6 Cachinnations
Spoken like a true minister. ;)
Posted on 2/04/2008
Which part? The "flaky ass" part or the "Go thou" part? Because that mess is straight up biblical. That commercial didn't show dry feet; the people in that video clearly have leprosy. I'm going to barf again now.
Posted on 2/04/2008
really? you don't scrape your feet? it is absolutely one of my favorite grooming activities.
Posted on 2/04/2008
Moisturization alone doesn't take care of calluses... it's gotta be taken off somehow. :)
Posted on 2/04/2008
Of course I take care of my feet, but I use a pumice stone in the shower like a civilized person, not a cheese grater. Ugh.
Posted on 2/04/2008
I have a razor contraption that takes it off in sheets. good times.
Posted on 2/04/2008