9 Cachinnations

1. Karen S Said,

   Oh. My. God.
   I want!
   (don't judge me)

   Posted on 3/07/2008

    
2. Papa Steve Said,

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   Posted on 3/07/2008

    
3. Papa Steve Said,

   You gotta love the way they describe it as being a "zero calorie" product. It's exactly like advertising marshmallows as "fat-free". Not that either one of these products has any nutritional value whatsoever, one contributing to your hypertension issues, and the other providing you with empty calories, but at least we can trick ourselves into feeling good about eating them.

   Posted on 3/07/2008

    
4. Papa Steve Said,

   Also, looking at their website, 5 of the 12 places listed as selling this product in Texas are Pool/Spa Supply companies. ??!!??

   Posted on 3/07/2008

    
5. Anonymous Said,

   I repeat: vomit.

   Posted on 3/07/2008

    
6. Bibb Leo File Said,

   So what happens if you use it to salt your salted pork?
   
   Does the hyper-porked meat regain consciousness and start writhing and squealing on your plate?
   
   Did I just discover the secret to reanimating dead piggy tissue?

   Posted on 3/07/2008

    
7. Anonymous Said,

   And we now have a new contestant for comment of the year.
   
   Congratulations, Bibb.

   Posted on 3/07/2008

    
8. Chaotic Hammer Said,

   I bet this product would be a huge hit with the folks in Snook, Texas.

   Posted on 3/09/2008

    
9. euphrony Said,

   Hey, at least it's Kosher!
   
   Wait, that just means there's no real bacon in the "bacon" salt. Doesn't that make it like Beggin' Strips? No, that actually has bacon in it. Then isn't it just salt? No, it has flavor. Thusly we are left with the conclusion that this is genetically modified salt - even though salt has no genes to modify, they must've managed somehow it. Way to go, guys!

   Posted on 3/10/2008