Bert, (blue collar on the right), would like to take this opportunity to comment on photos from a recent John McCain rally here in Waco. The photos can be viewed in their original context via the Waco Tribune-Herald here.
And now, I am pleased to give you the Bert.
Bert says, "Production value be damned! We Wacoans aren'tinto all that fancy graphic design. Second grade arts and crafts is
about as much Art and Culture as we want. So when a semi-finalist
for President of the United States visits town, we make all signs
by hand with a box of Crayolas."
Bert says, "How funky is your chicken? How funkyis your chicken? How loose is your goose? Our goose it totally loose..."
Bert says, "The blonde occasionally waits tables at therestaurant across the street from the Cachinnator's theatre.
But what's up with the dumbass in the UT hat over her
right shoulder? And did the lady on her left decide to postpone
death by just one more day to join the rally? She does not look happy."
Bert says, "This guy clearly looked himself up in theBig Book of Sterotypes™ under "Big Ass Texan."
Flag for shirt? Check. Wilford Brimley mustache? Check.
Fringe somewhere on apparel? Check. Cowboy hat? Check.
Mission accomplished."
Bert says, "The man on the right is evil from the pit of hell.He anal probes me, he cuts me open, he drugs me, he pulls
on my body parts, he separates me from my sister, and he
makes me lie on a cold steel table. And he's in congress.
He's my veterinarian."
Bert says, "Wouldn't be a political rally in Texas worthy ofnational broadcast without the stereotype rednecks behind
the candidate waving Texas flags. Does anyone ever see the
drones behind other candidates waving other state flags?
Did they wave state flags behind Hillary in Ohio? Does
Ohio even have a state flag? Is Ohio even really a state?"
Good girl, Bert. Have a cookie.
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