At night when it's time to shut down the brain and go to sleep, sometimes I hold fake press conferences about my football team from a video game. I take questions from imaginary reporters, get frustrated at their lack of faith in my coaching ability, and make outlandish promises for future on-field performances. I refuse to speculate about the upcoming draft. I point to my running back's success as justification for spending so many early-round picks on tight ends and offensive linemen. I make cases for why a particular player should be included in the Pro-Bowl.

It puts me right out.

Don't judge me.