In a stunning move of sibling rivalry, Ernie is gloating over photos recently obtained by the Cachinnator. The photos appear to be Bert behaving in a questionable manner:
Here Bert is shown sharing a cigar with an unknown man. The shame!
This photo shows Bert is shown drinking straight from the keg!Has she no dignity?
The Cachinnator holds himself to the highest standards of journalistic integrity and will not reveal its sources regarding the above photos.
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12 Cachinnations
What a minute...Bert is a "she"? Is it short for Bertha?
Posted on 4/03/2008
Bertha and Ernestine to those with gender sensitivities.
We figure, "They're dogs. They don't care."
But officially, their full names are "Ernie Bon Jovi Baker" and "Bert Bath and Beyond Baker."
Posted on 4/03/2008
I'm going to get a dog and name it Stephanie.
The comic potential there staggers the mind.
And I'm surprised you guys don't have PETA combing Hermanson right now.
Posted on 4/03/2008
I'm a part of PETA and I go there often.
By PETA i mean the real PETA of course
People for the Eating of Tasty Animals
Posted on 4/04/2008
I was about to say... you can't be a member of PETA. You either eat or shoot everything they stand for.
Posted on 4/04/2008
Don Boscoe,
What are the requirements to join your PETA group? Are there membership fees, a website, or just an enjoyment of tasty animals?
MB
Posted on 4/04/2008
That dog needs Jesus!
Posted on 4/04/2008
I gotta party with you, dawg!
Posted on 4/04/2008
Bert and Ernie are Christians! They repent, they repeeeeennnttt!!!
Posted on 4/05/2008
There's no option for
( ) Send the offending parents to mandatory parenting classes.
I'm just sayin'...
Posted on 4/05/2008
Cockers always go astray like that. I mean, look at Joe Cocker.
And what happened to naming one's pets in an erudite, allusory fashion? You know, highbrow monikers like Clytemnestra or Mnemosyne.
If I ever dain to purchase a canine, I shall simply have to call him Theseus. That way I'd finally be safe from the minotaurs.
Damn, I hate those meddling minotaurs.
Posted on 4/05/2008
Are you trying to say that Bert couldn't handle a minotaur? Is that what you're implying? Because Bert trashes minotaurs. Bert eats minotaurs for lunch!
(Wait a minute... minotaurs? ...or are those cat turds...)
Posted on 4/06/2008