I'm sure someone could defend this... but all I see soulless profiteering off the name of Christ.
I hate to say it, but why do I get the feeling that people who create and promote this steaming pile of manure will find themselves on the wrong end of Matthew 7:21-23?

12 Cachinnations
Sweatin' away the pounds with Jesus?
Posted on 4/29/2008
This is all kinds of awesome! The video footage is sublime. I soooo stealing this for my blog.
Posted on 4/29/2008
But, Cach, this could help you trim back down to the vintage Cachinnator form!
I notice that, even though they say mom and dad can join in, I never see dad in the picture. Just an observation.
And you can play Tetris with it, too!
Posted on 4/29/2008
Is it just me or is the Christian culture following the ideas of popular culture? Didn't we used to set our own version of cool? I find that much more appealing then simply regurgitating what culture deems cool and throwing Jesus into it.
Posted on 4/29/2008
that made me laugh watching the video...and even more when I saw the verse....bwahahaha....
Posted on 4/29/2008
Hey, at least they're dancing to wholesome music! (:
Posted on 4/29/2008
But I thought dancing made Jesus cry...
And did you notice the narrator say, "Album art and dancing figures add interest to the screen"?
The screen is riddled with arrows, swirling colors, bubbles, flying toasters, and Jesus on a rocket pack. Is that not interesting enough?
Posted on 4/29/2008
Just what white people need...something that makes us look even more stupid when we dance. Like we don't do that well enough on our own.
PS Don't judge this comment. You know I'm right.
Posted on 4/29/2008
There's supposedly a "Christian" competitor to Guitar Hero coming out. I only know this because my publishing company informed me that one of my songs was being licensed for it. And there's nothing I can do about it. Except cash the check. Or send it to the Cachinator's Jesus Defense Fund.
How come these people never get bombed by the crazy Christians?
Posted on 5/07/2008
I totally sent you this link. I demad credit for your cleverness.
Posted on 5/09/2008
It's all part of this unfortunate mentality that, in the back of some Christian's minds, they know non-believers are really having more fun than Christians. So they demand more Christian movies from secular Hollywood, Christian perfume, Christian candy, Christian video games, Christian crack...the list goes on.
Posted on 5/09/2008
You know, this is probably made for those Christian kids who go to public school but feel left out at the school dances because Mom doesn't allow them to watch VH1.
Posted on 5/11/2008