(From yesterday's Mad Lib results.)

Beeki:
Once upon a time there was a boy named Fork who lived in Supercity X. Now, it’s true, Fork is a funky butt-loving name. But when your parents grew up in the The Aughts, anything goes for names. Our friend Fork found a Cocker Spaniel in his apartment and decided to make it his pet. It looked poopy and walked swimmingly. Fork liked to fart with it, and sometimes he let it cough. It came from Madagascar and its name was Bob Barker. One hot day, Fork took his pet for a walk through Central Park at happy hour. There were many mousey prostitutes that Fork recognized. Since they wanted Texas, with a big dollar sign in it, Fork decided to have his bootylishious tea party alone.


Kat:
Once upon a time there was a boy named Fork who lived in Supercity X. Now, it’s true, Fork is a stinky name. But when your parents grew up in the 2000's, anything goes for names. Our friend Fork found a cow in his apartment and decided to make it his pet. It looked smelly and walked quickly. Fork liked to pee pee with it, and sometimes he let it poo poo. It came from Alabama and its name was Bob. One sticky day, Fork took his pet for a walk through Central Park at 7:00am. There were many yummy prostitutes that Fork recognized. Since they wanted a penny, Fork decided to have his sleepy tea party alone.


Cristy:
Once upon a time there was a boy named Fork who lived in Supercity X. Now, it’s true, Fork is a crimson name. But when your parents grew up in the 1960’s, anything goes for names. Our friend Fork found a meerkat in his apartment and decided to make it his pet. It looked bald and walked lovingly. Fork liked to tap with it, and sometimes he let it terminate. It came from Lithuania and its name was Barney. One peaceful day, Fork took his pet for a walk through Central Park at 7pm. There were many amusing prostitutes that Fork recognized. Since they wanted $183,762,459.00, Fork decided to have his dreadful tea party alone.


Framed:
Once upon a time there was a boy named Fork who lived in Supercity X. Now, it’s true, Fork is a versatile name. But when your parents grew up in the 1890's, anything goes for names. Our friend Fork found a greyhound in his apartment and decided to make it his pet. It looked confidential and walked curiously. Fork liked to visualize with it, and sometimes he let it freeze. It came from Finland and its name was Sebastian. One cheeky day, Fork took his pet for a walk through Central Park at twilight. There were many crimson prostitutes that Fork recognized. Since they wanted $.99, Fork decided to have his compelling tea party alone.


Clifton:
Once upon a time there was a boy named Fork who lived in Supercity X. Now, it’s true, Fork is a fat name. But when your parents grew up in the 80's, anything goes for names. Our friend Fork found a hairy eared dwarf lemur in his apartment and decided to make it his pet. It looked bland and walked fiercely. Fork liked to jump with it, and sometimes he let it faint. It came from Kazakstan and its name was Ted. One mohogony day, Fork took his pet for a walk through Central Park at 8:00 am. There were many small prostitutes that Fork recognized. Since they wanted one million dollars, Fork decided to have his insane tea party alone.

Thanks for playing, everyone! If you submission didn't make it, don't be sad. We'll be chronicling the adventures of Fork on a regular basis.