Chicken Fried Bacon... or... Adventures in Shaving Years Off Your Life

Posted by Anonymous On 3:19 AM

This makes me want to die. More than that, it probably actually kills people. But I'm guessing that no one can argue that they were unable to foresee any detrimental effects to their health, so no suits have been filed to the best of my knowledge.



For those of you outside of Texas, none of us are very surprised that this exists. We just can't believe we didn't think of it first. I'm going to go vomit now. Have a nice day.

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10 Cachinnations

  1. Chaotic Hammer Said,

    Hey, it's Snook! I lived in Brenham, Texas for a few years, and lived in Bryan while still working in Brenham for the last year before I joined the Army, so I'm extremely familiar with Snook. It's about 10 miles south of the Texas A&M campus, in the area where they have miles and miles of agricultural "laboratories" for their research.

    Kinda takes ya back to a kinder, gentler time, don't it? [sniff] Chicken fried bacon dipped in gravy, with a cigarette chaser on the side.

    Yessir, them was the good ol' days.

    Posted on 1/19/2008

     
  2. Tracy Said,

    Ohmistars! That is so toxic for your body! I bet it tastes really good, though.

    Posted on 1/19/2008

     
  3. The Cliff Said,

    I say we take a little trip down to Snook and try some Chicken Fried Bacon for ourselves!! It is up to us as Texans to do whatever it takes to make sure things like this happen only in TEXAS!!

    Posted on 1/19/2008

     
  4. Anonymous Said,

    I'm game for a road trip. Anyone else want to come along? We'll make a video.

    Posted on 1/20/2008

     
  5. Seth Ward Said,

    That food looks incredible. I want a sliver of chicken fried bacon and I want it now.

    Now I tell ya.

    Posted on 1/20/2008

     
  6. Beeki Said,

    I wonder what Dr. Oz would think? I should write to Oprah.

    Posted on 1/20/2008

     
  7. The Cliff Said,

    WooHoo Road Trip!!! I want a 2lb steak!! and of course some chicken fried bacon!!

    Posted on 1/20/2008

     
  8. Karen S Said,

    If I got a 2lb steak, I think I'd have leftovers enough for the week... especially if I got the side of onion rings and side of chicken fried bacon and gravy. Make that two weeks.

    I think I feel my arteries clogging just thinking about it.

    Posted on 1/22/2008

     
  9. Anonymous Said,

    So I've got Boscoe and Karen in on the road trip. Anyone else? Euph? Gray-ham?

    Posted on 1/22/2008

     
  10. Anonymous Said,

    The musical accompaniment is fitting.

    There's a land that is fairer than day
    By faith I can see it afar
    But as I eat my chicken fried bacon
    It's not as "afar" as they say

    In the sweet by and by...

    Posted on 2/21/2008