Overheard During a Recent Trip to 6 Flags

Posted by Anonymous On 5:26 PM

Recently Beeki, DLM, DFanch, Lars, Loni and I went to 6 Flags. This has happened before. It will surely happen again. The following quotes were overheard during said trip. Again, context is intentionally omitted. I like it better that way:

Lars: JK: it's the new psyche

Loni: I want to park there too, but not for $35. Do you know how many turkey legs you can buy for $35? Well... like two, but anyway...

Beeki: Durr: it's the JK of psyche.

DFanch: ...because marmite tastes like it was manufactured on the shores of hell.

Beeki: I have something in my shoe... it's weird.
Cach: Is it your foot?

Lars: It's Santa and his little slut girlfriend!
Loni: Santa's robbing the cradle.

Cach: You've lost the right to breed.
DFanch: Here's your standard issue latex, move along.
Cach: Next!

Loni: I smelled toasted coconut and thought, "Next I'm going to taste pennies and know the end is near."

Lars: So my friend teaches kindergarten and she has these two little girls in her class named Sh'Britney and Janaboo...

4 Cachinnations

  1. Tracy Said,

    I've heard of vegemite, but never Marmite. Based on your friend's description, I don't think I want to try it.

    Posted on 1/09/2008

     
  2. Moderator Said,

    I will ask my Aussie friend about marmite.

    I can assure you vegemite tastes like the shores of hell, however.

    Posted on 1/09/2008

     
  3. Karen S Said,

    Marmite's sort of the British version of Vegemite. A dark brown, pungent, spreadable yeast extract. Definitely a love it or hate it thing. I happen to love it, but then I was introduced to it when I was a mere infant and my defenses against such things were low.

    Posted on 1/12/2008

     
  4. Anonymous Said,

    Clearly marmite also serves the practical purpose of destroying one's taste buds.

    Posted on 1/16/2008